Darkpharn

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outlawsoflove

My class pretended to play dead.

tyleroakley

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

quibbs

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

attackonsociallife

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

the-80s-do-it-better

“Stop being dead right now”

fireheartedkaratepup

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

sdseraph

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

this is the one post i have trouble not reblogging i really want to watch it hit a million notes

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

it went past a million while i was typing this

May 13 2018  |  1,107,419 notes

writing-prompt-s

You was being mugged in a street. Fortunately, a werewolf found you and decided to help you out. Unfortunately, they also decided you need to be protected at any costs and now you’re part of their pack. You’re also very human.

darkpharn

This is giving me ptsd

Apr 1 2018  |  6,039 notes

tchhanclas

t'challa, texting shuri: answer your phone

shuri, texting back: gimme a minute, i can’t find my phone

t'challa: ok

t'challa, five minutes later: you’re a terrible child. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing your brother.

Mar 31 2018  |  124,363 notes

writing-prompt-s

Your phone suddenly receives an emergency alert that tells you to seek shelter immediately. Your pet slowly walks up to you, looks you dead in the eye, and says: “The time has come. Follow me.”

pleaseletthisjimbetaken

I have fish where the fuck you gonna take me, the back corner of your tank?

Mar 25 2018  |  30,474 notes